Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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"Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"

I’m Like taco bell… I’ll spice up your night!

Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!

Oak tree leaves are green in the fall and your pants are red in the hall.

Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

I’m Like taco bell… I’ll spice up your night!

Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.

I've got a condom with your name on it.

Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

You turn me on like a blasting stereo.

Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?

He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Is that a ladder in your stocking or are you a stairway to heaven?

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

You're so hot, your Boootay is on fire.

If I was a pancake, I would want you to be my maple syrup!

If I were you I would go out with me.

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.

Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You are cool because you're hot!

Oh, you're a bird watcher.. Well, would you take this for a swallow?

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.

Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?

Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.

Is that a ladder in your stocking or are you a stairway to heaven?

"I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever."

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Can I have fries with that shake!

If I was a pancake, I would want you to be my maple syrup!

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?

Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.

I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!

Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.

If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.

If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, storages? Well, I don't even own a car.

I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.

Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

Tell me how my cum tastes.

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