Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

Oh, you're a bird watcher.. Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
(look at her butt) that must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.

The names Ted, not Bundy but Ted

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

In Venezuela only real men have big mustaches.

You know your good enough to share my last name to.

Where have I seen you before…? Oh ya that statue of Aphrodite!

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.

What's that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured...lips.

Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.

Beww BEWWW That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Can I flirt with you?

Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Excuse me, but have had a shower lately, because you look like a dirty girl.

Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!

"Dang girl..as much as i hate to see you leave..i love watchin you walk away"

Wanna a frosty?

You turn me on like a blasting stereo.

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

Are you Natasha, my contact?

So....I heard you wanted to fight me, as long as its not a cock fight…

If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

Would you like to dance or should I go do myself again?

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).

Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.

I would give up eterinity to be with you.

If looks could count for a minute, you`d be a pretty long day!

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

If looks could count for a minute, you`d be a pretty long day!

"Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"

If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.

Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."

If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

My love for you is like the universe...never ending!!

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